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When someone mentions sampling milk, all I can think of is that nasty scene in Napoleon Dynamite. I can't help it. Ick. Hopefully the milk sampling portion of the Got Milk? Mustache Mobile Tour will be less revolting. That's right, ladies and gents, the Mustache Mobile Tour is coming to...

By Kaitlin Ingram

May 1, 2008

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When someone mentions sampling milk, all I can think of is that nasty scene in Napoleon Dynamite. I can't help it. Ick. Hopefully the milk sampling portion of the Got Milk? Mustache Mobile Tour will be less revolting. That's right, ladies and gents, the Mustache Mobile Tour is coming to Dallas! The Got Milk? folks will be hosting a series of free, interactive events to recognize local moms for "being the gatekeepers of their family's health." (They wouldn't like my mom very much. She drinks soy milk.) Bring the kids by the Dallas Arboretum from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Tuesday and work out with Curves, enter the Chief Health Officer Sweepstakes for a chance at $100,000, pose for your own milk mustache photo or, if you’re into it, sample milk from local milk processors. Call the Dallas Arboretum at 214-515-6500 or visit milkpep.org.
Tue., May 6, 11 a.m.-2 p.m., 2008

Kaitlin Ingram

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